So... you think you're untouchable? Oct 23, 2007 15:21:41 GMT -5
Post by John Cena on Oct 23, 2007 15:21:41 GMT -5
~RSF comes back from commercial and pans a frenzied crowd. Among them nWo fans, Edge heads, and even some Deadman signs. Off to the side of the entrance ramp a large stage is set up but in the dark for now~
JR: Welcome back ladies and gentleman. I've just received a note that says that RSF will have a special, surprise, musical guest tonight. This is news to me and king as well as you viewers.
King: Maybe it's Britney Spears!
JR: Oh god King, we've already had Kevin Federline, we don't need her too. She gives country people a bad name. Why in the world would you hope it's Britney Spears?
King: Well... between me and you, I heard she's a big fan. Maybe we could get to know each other a little better.
JR: That is completely insane... You know what, she's crazy. You might actually have a shot. But enough speculating let's get to the show.
~Lillian Garcia makes her way up the steel ring steps to the whistles and yells from several men in the arena. She stands at the center of the ring for a few moments before clearing her throat and speaking with a big smile on her face~
Lillian: Ladies and Gentleman. Tonight RSF is proud to announce there is to be a special, secret, musical performer tonight for your listening pleasure... Please put your hands together for JOHN CENA!
~A light flicks on the stage and John Cena is standing wearing a long black football jersey with nWo printed across the front of it. Cena walks along the side of the stage as the screams of women and little kids almost mute his music~
King: John Cena? John Cena?! Why'd you tell me it was Britney Spears JR?!
JR: I'm ignoring you King. But John Cena? He's the special music guest? Well something tells me this was Cena's doing, but he has center stage now... literally. Let's see what's going to happen.
~Cena rips the jersey over his shoulders and wings it into the crowd to a sea of eager hands. He picks up a mic laying on the stage and without any introduction a beat starts to play and a second light flicks on revealing a man standing at work in front of a some turntables. The man wearing a backwards baseball cap, dark sunglasses, and a shirt reading Chain Gang Army bobs his head with the beat as he starts moving his hands over the controls furiously~
I'm here tonight with a special delivery
Coming to deliver one star some misery
John Cena and DJ with a gift for you fans
Me, the champ, and my main man
I know, that you know, I can put on a show
You've just scratched the surface, hearing the beats I throw
I hope RSF is ready for me
If I wasn't doing this ya'll 'd be buyin my cd
But I'm not out here just for fun, it's all about business
I'm here for a man, that I say is spineless
Walking around like a roided up freak
Guess it's to make up for bein such a high school geek
He thinks all that muscle is sure to impress
His tiny brain is something that needs to be assesed
Injuring stars left and right
Ask Hardcore Holly if this guy's real bright
The man of course thinks he's the next big thing
He's barely as impressive as my bling
The man of course if you don't yet know
Brock Lesnar, thinks he can run this show
Maybe now he knows what a show is
How to make it in this tough 'biz
Maybe, if he's got some, he'll show his face tonight
Just remember John Cena ain't afraid to fight
Ima put cha in the STFU
Lock in that pressure till your face turns blue
So take a step from behind that curtain and you can see
The champ is here... You can see me!
~Cena drops the mic and walks along the side of the stage once again slapping hands with a roaring crowd~
JR: Well... I've never seen any RSF star out in this magnitude before. It seems the Dr. of Thuganomics has a bone to pick with Brock Lesnar, and he's definitely made an impact.
King: Now we just wait to see if the next big thing comes out here after John Cena got the crowd amped up like that!
TBC by Lesnar