Post by CM Punk-T Lo. on Oct 11, 2007 15:39:55 GMT -5
The scene opens to Marcus Cor Von babysitting all of his relatives children, the total number of kids is 6.[/i]
Von: Ok....Hey you!
All of the kids are screaming and running around breaking things as Cor Von is getting really annoyed.
Von: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! EVERYBODY CALM DOWN BEFORE YOU FEEL THE POOOOUUUUNNNNCCCCEEEEE!!!!!
The room is filled with silence, before one of the kids starts giggling and all the rest of them just go back at it. Cor Von sits on the couch with his head in his hands as a Beach Ball bounces off his head. Suddenly his phone begins to ring, it's Randy Orton. Cor Von is shocked to see that it's Orton, and answers his phone.
Orton: Hey Marcus, it's Orton.
Von: Yeah I figured that numb nuts, what do you want?
Orton: Oh right, I was just seeing how you were doing, I haven't herd from you in awhile, what are you up to?
Marcus lets out a deep sigh.
Von: I'm babysitting.
Their is silence on the other end of the phone, followed up with a booming laughter, it's Orton.
Orton: Why and the hell are you babysitting? What's wrong couldn't get back in to wrestling, so you had to find a new job?
Von: You know what Orton, why don't you come down here and help me out, you're the "Legend Killer." You must be good for something.
Orton begins to chuckle again to himself.
Orton: Yes Marcus, that's correct, I am a Legend Killer. So why would I want to come down their and help you out? I'm not a "Baby Killer." So their is no point in me coming down to help your worthless ass out.
Orton hangs up before Cor Von could muttered anything back. Cor Von throws his phone next to him, and starts muttering something to himself.
Von: That worthless piece of crap, he's not good for anything except getting his ass handed to him.
One of the kids stops and gives Marcus a look like, "Oooooh I'm telling!" Marcus realizing what he had said, tries to tell the kid that he didn't say anything bad.
Von: Hey you, why don't you come over here and sit on my lap for a second, I'm going to tell you something that you're not aloud to repeat to the others, OK?
The child nods his head as he is walking over to Cor Von.
Von: OK, now you know that the word I just said isn't a bad word right? It's just a silly little word that big people use to get anger out, and you won't tell you're mommy about this will you, or do you even know what word I said?
Child: I won't tell, I promise.
Marcus lets the child down from his lap. Right when he did that the child ran away and started screaming.
Child: ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS! I'm telling on you!
Von: No, stop!
The one child got all of the other children running around the room screaming and saying, "Ass." The screen fades black as Cor Von puts his head in his hands and says....
Von: I'm a dead man.
GM: Teddy Long
First RSF Tag Team Champion. 1x Triple Threat Champion. 1x X-Division Champion.
The scene opens with Marcus Cor von sitting on a small wooden rocking chair with a pink Bonnet tied around his huge head. He sips a small white tea cup and dabs the corner of his mouth with a small napkin with a floral pattern on it. He speaks in his best proper voice.
MCV: Thank you very much miss. Would you pass the crackers please.
Little Girl: Why yes Marcus, here you are.
MCV: Why thank you very... Hey! Get yo ass off that couch that ain't no trampoline!
A little boy quickly springs off the couch and sits with his hands in between his legs and bows his head slightly
Little Boy: I'm sorry! I'm SORRY Uncle Von! Please don't pounce me again PLEEEASE!
MCV: Then you betta straighten up! Now where was I? Oh yeah... What are your plans for this evening Teresa?
Teresa: Well I think I will start with...
MCV: Ughhhh... sorry Teresa that's the door. Please excuse me. And YOU, you betta keep it parked mister!
Cor Von stands up and begins walking to the door before he hears giggling from behind him. He stops and notices that the small wooden chair is still stuck on his large behind that Vinyard loves so much. He glares for a moment and then yanks the chair sending it flying against the wall and shattering everywhere. Cor Von opens the door to see an old... OLD friend.
Hacksaw: Hey Cor Von, HOOOOOOO, ugh *cough cough* What the hell is that?
MCV: What the hell is what? Oh this?
Hacksaw: Is that a, bonnet of some sort?
Hacksaw looks at Cor Von puzzled before a second visitor leans out from behind Hacksaw and stares at Cor Von in silence for a moment
Cor von angrily slams the door in their faces. He starts to walk away before hearing a fading HOOOOOOO and see's a 2x4 and an American flag moving away from the house through the small window at the top of the front door. Ron walks back into the playroom.
MCV: Alright I'm back just some old friends coming to visit... Hey! I hear those springs bouncin in there boy! That's it, it's time for the POOOUUUUUUUNNNNNNCCCEEEEE!!
Cor Von charges into the room and closes his eyes tightly blasting the child off of the couch and against the wall and he then slides down behind the couch. Cor Von wipes his hands together signalling a job well done before turning his head and seeing the small boy sitting at the tea set with his sister.
MCV: Hey.... If you're over there then who was...
Suddenly a figure darts out from under the couch and runs at Cor Von and slides between his legs before giving him a big wedgie before running out the door after Hacksaw and Ron Simmons
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