Post by Jim Cornette/Randy Orton on Sept 21, 2007 19:54:54 GMT -5
~The scene shows Micki just standing there with Hornswoggle right there and Mickie begins to speak~
Mickie:Hey Hornsowggle...ummm...what are you doing there??
~Hornswoggle seems to be looking at something not listening to what Mickie said and then looks up to see that little perverted smile of his~
Hornswoggle:HeHe....What?? Me?? oh I'm not doing anything.
Mickie:Haha ok well hey can't you tell I'm in a towel silly, can you leave so I can change??
~Hornswoggle begins to walk around as Mickie is screaming at him now to leave and he just knocks everything down until he starts playing near Mickie and then in his carelessness knocks Mickie's towel down and then just stops and can't stop looking at the now naked Mickie who slowly realizes she's naked and tries to cover up~
Mickie:Ahhhh, Where's my....
~Mickie stops when Ron Simmons comes walking into the dressing room to see Mickie naked and then looks at Hornswoggle staring~
~Mickie picks up her towel and puts it back on and then walks over to Hornswoggle and slaps him for what he did leaving a giant red mark but yet Hornswoggle still has his perverted smile on his face~
Ron this time is cut off by Mickie feeling up on his chest and then starts to move her towel just a tad and then walks towards the showers signaling Ron to join her~
Mickie:You look like you need to...Cool off....why don't you join me in a shower Ron.
~Ron looks back at the red face of Hornswoggle and then looks back at Mickie and then keeps looking back over and over again until finally he opens his mouth~
~Ron then walks into the shower following Mickie and what happens from there only they know~
Mickie James has just stepped out of the shower, She grabs a robe and covers herself up. Then wiping her eyes she looks up, then down and sees Hornswoggle.
Mickie: Ahhh! What... How long have you been here you little creep!
]Hornswaggle rubs his hands together and giggles menacingly as Micke stares with her mouth open and does her best to pull the robe around herself as best as possible
Mickie: What do you want?! I'm going to call security!
Hornswaggle licks his lips and gives Mickie a wink before bowing and grabbing the rim of his little green hat on each side and lifting it straight up off of his head revealing a small video camera lens with a bright red light blinking on top of it
Mickie: Oh! You! That's it!
Mickie runs at Hornswoggle and swings her one arm at him doing her best to keep the robe closed with the other. Just before she reaches Hornswoggle he plops the hat back down on top of his head and braces himself. Just before Mickie reaches him he runs at her and baseball slides right in between her legs and stands grinning on the other side of the room
Hornswoggle: Yee HOO!!
Hornswoggle pulls out a little green ball from his pocket as Mickie looks on confused. He does a little jig back and forth giggling to himself before throwing the ball downward and a puff of green smoke blows upward before clearing to reveal nothing where the midget once was.
Mickie: I can't believe that little perv! Oh well I've got to get ready... I'm sure nobody else will have seen this anyway... I mean I don't even think that... thing, knows how to talk.
The scene fades showing the back of Hornswoggle standing in a dark room. At the other end there is a large black leather chair with an arm at each side with one of them slowly tapping it's finger across the black plastic arm. In front of the chair is a row of black and white flickering monitors with some showing wrestling matches, some showing a promo with wrestlers, and the one right in the center showing a steamy shower scene starring... Mickie James. Hornswoggle moves forward and tugs at the edge of the leather chair grunting loudly
Hornswoggle: Ugh! UGH!
?: Hold on...
Hornswoggle: Urghhh... now!
The arm pushes Hornswoggle away slightly before stuffing a box into his chest at which the little man's eyes light up and he quickly skips towards the exit and as he passes the camera on the way we see that the box is a red cereal box of Lucky Charms
?: A small price to pay
The camera slowly pans away leaving a grid of white monitors on a black dark background. The leather chair suddenly spins around and a silhouette can be seen sitting with something long and thin lying horizontally across his lap. The silhouette stands holding the club like item in one hand before the camera quickly zooms in and a light flicks on
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Post by "The Unchained Animal" Batista on Sept 22, 2007 22:48:58 GMT -5
<Mickie James is staring down at Hornswoggle in shock, covering herself up more she starts to blush>
Mickie: Hey there little fella' what are you doing in the women's locker room?
<Hornswoggle is speechless just looking up at Mickie James soaking wet and just in a towel>
Mickie: Well If you don't mind I need to get changed
<Mickie James walks past Hornswoggle and goes over to her locker area and grabs a pair of panties and slips them on while still wearing a towel. Unaware that she is still being watched she turns around and sees Hornswoggle still staring at her.>
Mickie: Listen hun, this is kind of creepy so can you just leave unless there is something you want here.
<Hornswoggle is now pleased as to what he just heard and reaches into his pocket and pulls out a four-leafed clover and hands it to her.>
Mickie: For me? Aww, you're so cute.
Hornswoggle: Up! Up!
<Hornswoggle is making the motions that he wants to be picked up like a small child would do.>
Mickie: Excuse me? You want me to pick you up? Okay, listen the whole act is cute and all but this isn't some game, I have a match coming up and I need to get ready.
Hornswoggle: *pout* you no like me?
<Mickie now feeling bad for him leans over and gives him a hug, he smiles and then does his little heel click in the air.>
Mickie: Well now you can leave.
<Hornswoggle now sad starts to walk towards the door to leave but hears foots steps from the other shower area in the locker room , Another diva is getting out of the shower. Hornswoggle turns around to look at the other shower in anticipation as to who will come out next.>
<Just as he sees a figure come out of the shower he is in shock to see a very disgusting site..>
And out of the shower room comes none other then....
<Hornswoggle frightened by what he has just seen tries to pull his hat over his head.>
<Hornswoggle turns around and runs towards the door out of the women's locker room screaming and grunting.